Wait, who are you?
I'm Grandpa.
Is your name grandpa?
No.
Are you actually a grandpa?
No.
So you're stealing grandpa valor?
Just don't tell any real grandpas and I think it'll be OK.
What do you look like?
Ew gross, really?
Nah.
You gonna post what you really look like?
Nah.
OK.
Yeah sorry, gotta have a little "infosec," y'know.
You can't be too safe these days.
You really can't, it's wild out there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but, so what's the deal with that? Why "eroticgrandpa"?
Time was, and may still be, that your rite of passage as a young teen or adult online is that you craft a "handle," by which you commit your identity to for some time. As a deeply inebriated lad of 2X years old, in my final year of college, I settled on "eroticgrapdna."
Later folks pointed out my typo, and I corrected it.
Will you be my grandpa?
Is this some sort of kink thing...I mean if that's your thing I guess that's OK. Either way, I'm sorry, probably not...I'm sorry...
If you're cool and decent you have my stolen grandpa valor blessing. I guess. Don't take this blessing and be a dick. Don't cast shame on the good name "eroticgrandpa."
Is there an...eroticgrandma? ;)
No, but I am single and ready to mingle ;)
Gross.
I'm sorry, that was uncouth and out of character for me. I'm so sorry.
Look it's OK. It's human to want, and to be wanted.
Yeah there's that Cheap Trick song about that.
You an original recording or At Budokan man?
I think like most folks my age I was first acquainted with the Budokan recording. It's got a really good pace to it, the energy from the Japanese crowd is out of control, it's just a really good live track. But upon hearing the original recording, I think I might prefer it. It's got a very bouncy tempo, it's a little more low-key. It's nice. Fun song, either way. Two versions for two different moods, both equally effective.
Alright but no, what's your deal?
I'm just a guy down in Texas (for now, please get me outta here...). I like to read stuff, I like to write about stuff, I like to draw. Simple pleasures, y'know?
Hmm, sounds boring.
Damn straight.
Anything else we oughta know?
Wait there's more than one of you asking these...
No just sort of an assumed we, for anyone happening upon this page.
Right, right, that makes sense. Got scared for a second there.
Yeah but anything...?
Oh, no, not really. I found out about dates last year, have you had those things before?
Yeah I think we know about dates.
Ah, uh...sorry it's the "we" thing again. Tripped me up. But yeah, no, I was late to dates. They're good. Like candy from a tree. Fudgy texture. Crazy they just come from nature like that.
It's wild.
It really is.